"Sources" have informed me that a second piece of footage has been uncovered that includes the now infamous "Clint" episode in Chelsea's 1-0 defeat at the hands of QPR last month. A spokesman for the Metropilitan Police, who are investigating the incident, has confirmed that a second camera has captured what John Terry said. He said, "Footage has reached us, taken from the Grassy Knoll, showing that John Terry shot his mouth off at least twice." And so the circus continues.
It's on Harry Hill on Saturday night Submitted also however is footage of a few stupid QPR fans chanting: "Didier Drogba you have we believe Streptococci and although it's a necessary ingredient in Swiss Cheese... We are not keen on you" Clint Hill was also chanted as "The Birkenhead Witchdoctor " I understand although we know that Clint dabbles in the black arts it can't be coincidence that 237 Chelsea fans have reported that their penis had : Shrivelled up or " lost feeling" Clint was seen in the car park after the match with a few dead chickens, a box of nails and an ouija board. The case continues
Watch out Eamon, my conspiracy theorists friends tell me that people mysteriously die or disappear when mentioning the grassy knoll in the same sentence as the name of our glorious England captain John Terry. The next thing you will be saying is that Anton, is a communist patsy set up by the Mafia or CIA or Russians. Be careful, be very careful......YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
It just saddens me to see how much an old west london derby (that chelsea didn't care about) has so impacted them hope it is not unrecoverable and that they still have title hopes - NOT! HA!
