I've been in the upper loft all season. The only match I haven't sat there was in the South Africa Rd v Chelsea. I'm not the superstitious type..... But does anyone want to swap seats tomorrow for the sake of three points?
Ok man o fire, I'll swap. I'll have your seat in the loft and you can have mine at my dining room table in front of the laptop. All in the name of 3 points.
I've already made the snack, carrot battons, cucumber sticks, some cheese and cold turkey, few crackers and some soup in me thermos, and I'm sitting here all ready to go with my scarf and hat on waiting for 999 to come round with my ticket.
It's a lovely offer Woody, but I was thinking of swapping for the South Africa Rd stand, I was thinking C Club or better. But your house and a stream off of a lap-top sounded nice. ( Plus the half-time snack.) I'll bear it in mind for the future.
I feel bad now. I'll get us both tickets for the Wigan game, you supply the half-time snacks. We can sit together and share your snacks and cheer our fourth consecutive win.
Don't feel bad 999, you can be proud of your strength of mind. There's not many out there who can't be controlled by my mind tricks.
