Scottish ****s.......

......can now legally marry.


Some of you gay ****s must be looking forward to monogamy


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-18981287

 

Does this mean you'll be moving to Scotland soon?

 

Ah, Scotland. A politically and socially forward looking country populated by jakies, drug addicts, bigots, and neds.

Ye gotta love it.

 

Stereo hittin on Gas

 

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Maybe, once Ahve mastered the lingo on here.

and anthrax in Lanarkshire

 

I didn't realise. My naievity never fails to astound me.

Should I play hard to get or just go for it?

 

That's just the ****ey western bit of the central belt. Oh, and the bit of Perthshire where MD lives.

 

Go for it, weekends away in his caravan. You'd be stupid not to.

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I look forward to seeing Gas and ST on Mr. & Mr. with Derek Batey.

Your partner has had a plate of lentils for dinner (again) and stunk out the caravan. Do you:

a) Love him despite his flatulent ways?
b) Say nothing, but open the windows and waft your arms about to disperse the smell?
c) Make the inconsiderate bastard sleep outside and put him on bumming rations for the rest of the holiday?

 

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for the record, option A

 

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What is monogamy anyway?

Is that where you have your name stitched into a hankerchief(sp) in fancy gold lettering?

 

It's a type of wood is it not

 

I believe it's when you just have the one blowjob.

 

Ah, right. It's when yer married and had to beg for it.

 

With my 3rd misses it hasn't quite reached that stage yet. The occasional bunch of flowers does the trick for now