51 per cent in favour of independence according to a poll in the Sunday Express. Every time some Tory prick or Milliband open their mouths it goes up a point. In other news: oor Tommy's been released fae the pokey. We can now look forward to countless interviews and the inevitable book and Daily Record serialisation.
I think we should allow Scotland its independance.... Then invade and colonise them! please log in to view this image
He's asked david Leggat to ghostwrite his autobiography for him, paranoid delusions and grand conspiracy theories being his speciality.
"I pulled into my old friend Tommy's office knowing that the hauf I was likely to receive included an extra warmer for friends. After an exchange of contacts, Tommy let me into the full, shameful episode that the YOBS who work for Nazi sympathiser Murdoch (who's best bosom buds with Lawwell - surprise surprise) don't want the loyal, patriotic masses to know. Much more to come soon but, until then, know that our opponents know of no trick too low to derail the truth coming out so I'm going to write this teaser, then blog ****all else about it and then delete this original blog entry. Mr Whyte - banish these terrorist sympathisers now." etc etc
It's a win-win. We get rid of Michelle Mone and we get to keep the Amy Pond bird and the BBC Scotland weather/newsgirl potential orgy members. Vote yes for better fanny
That's up there with Frank Bruno and Paul Daniels saying they would leave Britain if Labour ever got back into power.
