Scottish Power

****ing bunch of morons. They sent my final bill out yesterday and they said I owe them £850 On closer inspection though, they claim over two years I paid them £600, but in reality I've paid them over £1300.

In one month they say my gas alone was £630, but the next month it was £20. Doesn't quite seem right.

I think they are simply a bunch of chancing robbing bastards. I'm looking forward to giving them a call and setting them straight Finally a time to justify my sheer rage

 

send them an envelope full of pubes in way of payment

 

I would prefer to send them hairs from my arse

 

send them a pop tart with a dick drew on it as payment

 

you'll only come off that call so raging you're head'll explode

 

I know, but I'm expecting to be in credit and they've already agreed to close the account, they just need my final meter readings. I'm phoning them after work, then going straight over to vote after the call. I think if I'm angry enough I might just murder one of those ****ing fannies that hand out leaflets at the door of the polling station

 

If you're that raging, hop on a train , find David Cameron and kill that ****ing fanny

 

I'm voting for him staggie

 

i thought you were going to do something silly like vote SNP there or something.

actually met a scotsman voting for the conservatives this wkend, he's from bishopbriggs, he's pretty much only doing it because he wants to back the winner

its not the ****ing horses!

 

That doesn't surprise me

 

everyone from bishy is a complete cock socket.

everyone who votes tory is brain dead

 

i always suspected you were a bit of a ****.

 

within the next 24 hours i'm going to call someone a cock socket

 

Up ye all. I'm voting for them because my dads minted and I don't want to pay inheritance tax if he pops his clogs

My vote is a waste anyway. East Kilbride always has been and always will be a labour seat. ****ing scum sucking ****s voting for them in the homeland

 

posh ****

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the what now?

 

Whit?

 

Eh ?

 

I beg your pardon?