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Scotland's longest pins Wid Ye?

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Monika Wiktorowicz

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    Longest legs in Scotland

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    she's got her own modelling page

    http://www.modelmayhem.com/3074623

    Ah wid but I'd be scared that she'd kill me like Onatop in Goldeneye <yikes>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 31, 2014
  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Shes a bit gaunt in the face is she no?
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

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    No the bonniest thing I've ever seen but aye.
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You know that thing if you pump a tiny wee bird and the dong looks absolutely humungous when papped on her arse?

    This would be the opposite.

    Even a big mammoth dick in her mooth would look like the statue of liberty sooking a pepperami
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Why the long face? etc.

    I'm not a fan of tall, skinny birds, but she'd do in an emergency.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <Corned Beef legs>
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  8. gas

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    Ah wid
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It's a neigh from me.
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    At least you know going up the bum whilst you're at the swimming pool isn't out of the question.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 31, 2014
  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    After looking at her site, i'm upgrading my verdict to NO ****ING CHANCE.

    She's all tall and bony with a rough face, not cool man.
     
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    Must admit she's not really my type, far to skinny and I like women with more muscular legs however a **** is a **** so ah still wid.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I don't think there's anything wrong with her face.

    The legs scare me a bit but fortune favours the bold.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You could play her ribs like a Xylophone.
     
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    I just realised who she looks like, a skinny Miranda Hart.
     
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    She looks like she should be stripping for weirdos in a seedy bar somewhere in the Nevadan desert.

    So aye.
     
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  17. Hugh Briss

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    Monika Wiktorowicz
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    Monika Wiktorowicz?

    Traditional Scottish name is it? <laugh>

    Ah wid... anyone who wouldn't is a poo-pipe plumber of the male variety.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Feb 2, 2014
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    Unfunny Dog Rapist Alert.
     
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  19. Hugh Briss

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    God bless you :)
     
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