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Scotland the Fat

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Anyone watch this?

    Woman standing outside Parkheed with a box of fruit asking the green and grey brigade if they could name the fruits. <laugh>

    **** me, I think superhooper was on it, daft **** thought a pineapple was an apple tree <doh> <rofl>

    They really should just bulldoze the whole east end and sterilise all the inhabitants. ****ing pond life
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Are you Medro in disguise?

    No, because Medro is actually a decent wum.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Lorne beeler
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    I forgot to watch this.

    Was it as bad as they were making out?
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Daddy's Little Spastic
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Lots of questions. Nae answers.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    the highlands are fatter than the central belt.

    FACT
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Just like life then.
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    the scotch broth that old dear made looked tasty :)
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Canny believe we're the 2nd/3rd fattest country in the world. Sure ye see fatties stoating around but it's hardly on the scale of the US which is a shocking eye opener the first time ye go there.

    Or, to put it another way, while going about it's never once crossed my mind that there are too many fatties. Mibby am just no paying enough attention.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    "I've never chopped an onion" - Gadgy fae North Lanarkshire

    <doh>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That generation know how to make soup. Ma wee maw's home made soup is ****in amazing. I hope to try ER's homemade lentil soup one day.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well, knives are sharp and accidents do happen. <whistle>

    Also, the arseholes that populate Lanarkshire think knives are for concealing in yer breeks and chibbing ****s with.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    Yeah, my ma's homemade soup was absolutely wonderful.

    Britain, as a whole, was at it's healthiest during WWII.

    Time to re-introduce rationing.
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    aye all dole scroungers should be on rations. they're all obese cretins anyway
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or stop the supermarkets selling the pre-packed muck they offer up as "food".
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    Tell us more grandpa.



    ps My lentil soup's better than ER's.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That sounds like a challenge. Do I see a cook-off on the horizon?
     
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    We're nay fat just big boned.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    hoots-mon
     
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