Seems like a bit of a slow day on here, so shall we give the Jocks a hand by picking their next team for the new manager (whoever that may be). Premiership/Championship players only, none from the Scottish divisions. (No point really) Maximum of 2 from any club. 24 players in total including 2 Goalkeepers.
GK Jordan Rhodes LB Jordan Rhodes RB Jordan Rhodes CB Jordan Rhodes CB Jordan Rhodes LW Jordan Rhodes RW Jordan Rhodes CM Jordan Rhodes CM Jordan Rhodes ST Jordan Rhodes ST Jordan Rhodes (he is not the messiah he's a Scottish international!)
I'd struggle to even name 11 currently playing Scottish players. Let alone any good enough for International football. Fletcher? Martin, Snodgrass.........nope, can't be bothered.
J Ruddy---- QUALIFICATION? Once nearly went to Scotland by mistake. R Martin--- QUALIFICATION? Granny’s milkman’s dog is a border collie. S Bassong- QUALIFICATION? Once saw a man in a kilt. M Turner--- QUALIFICATION? Used to play quite near the border. J Garrido--- QUALIFICATION? Seen many drunken Scots in his original country. A Pilkington- QUALIFICATION? Was English, then Irish, so why not Scottish? B Johnson--- QUALIFICATION? Has braveheart spirit. A Tettey------ QUALIFICATION? Name is Scottish for "a potato". R Snodgrass QUALIFICATION? The only Scot worthy of a place in the team! W Hoolahan- QUALIFICATION? Has a Tartan tea cosy. G Holt----------QUALIFICATION? Ate all their Haggis's....and Pies.....and Chips.
