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Scotchland grinds to a halt as doughnut store opens

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Feb 15, 2013.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    "Hundreds of motorists bring traffic chaos to M8 as they queue for opening of new Krispy Kreme."

    "The scotch who invented the decimal point and heart disease queued in their millions to be among the first to sample the exotic American delicacy."

    "Deep-fried Mars bars, haggis, Nessie, tins of shortbread, etc."

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...spy-Kreme-doughnuts-opens-Hermiston-Gait.html

    No we know why ST hasn't been on lately.
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Krispy Kreme donuts are the work of Satan. Not content with ruining the human race with heroin, cocaine, alcohol, tobacco etc he then invents Stage One diabetes by the dozen. I could knock off a box without blinking and when the sign is lit saying "Hot Now" it means they are cooking a new batch and you get one fresh and hot if you are ordering a box.

    There is one of their shops on the way home and it's like those big magnets off of the Roadrunner cartoons trying to drag me in!
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Just Say NO!
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I've never even heard of them. Are they new like?
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Sounds like the scene in Ulysses, where Kirk Douglas has himself tied to the mast of his ship so he can hear the song of the sirens, without being lured to his death on the rocks.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Nor me, sounds like a place Homer Simpson would go.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    doughnuts are ****e anyway
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Tightfisted east coasters never pass up a free donut
     
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  9. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Dunkin Donuts are better ....At one point there was a store in Brighton but it closed down....Classic glaze is my fave Krispy Kreme
     
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  10. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Donuts are for ****s, *****s, serial killers and people who beat their spouse <ok>
     
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    You've evidently not savoured the Krispy Kreme variety...
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, I haven't, but I have just downloaded some google chrome thing, the writing is weird and keeps on underling words that aren't spelled correctly, weird ****
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That's this site covered then <laugh>
     
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    I see.
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You should try it, think it is new, it is easy to download too, certainly easier than posting a ****ing pic!
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  17. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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