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Science is Poop

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Aug 23, 2011.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    There is a God. He spoke to me today.

    Forget Hawkins. He is just a clevet ventriliquist.
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's true. If scientists are that clever why aren't they all out getting cures for cancer, world hunger and developing bombs that kill nasty people and reincarnate them as jolly decent chaps? I'll tell you why - because they''re all too busy doing experiments to find the perfect cup of tea, research to determine that eating too much makes you fat or going to sea to assess the impact of poking juvenile halibut with a stick <ok>
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Spot on.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    What's a clevet ventriliquist?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...someone who enjoys the science of poop.
     
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  6. Dave the Rave

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    No such thing as a cure for cancer. There is no way of altering your genes after they have been copied wrong or changed by a carcinogen. It's a fine line between mutations that drive evolution and cancer.

    Plenty of GM plants have been produced that can grow in arid areas or areas that flood easily. Chances are that big companies aren't going to sell them cheap to 3rd world farmers.

    Plenty of bombs have been produced that kill nasty people. They might just kill good people as well. If you want reincarnation, speak to a Hindu perhaps?
     
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  8. Kyle?

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    If they're poking junior halibut with sticks, then theres obviously reasoning behind it. I think you're jealous of the respect that scientists get.
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    A small cleaver ?
     
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  10. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Who's Hawkins?
     
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  11. Kyle?

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    The guy in spandex from that band, The Darkness.
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    science is ze best
     
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  13. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    As they say in germany

    Wenn Sie nicht in der Wissenschaft glauben, ich sende die Luftwaffe bereits woanders Bombe eure Häuser, und machen Sie Ihre Kinder leiden, während ich ihre Nieren essen.
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    translate for us? i cba to do it.
     
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  15. Kyle?

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    I'm gonna send the air force to bomb anyone who disagrees with science, and make the children watch as i cook the family ( i think there was an issue, i didn't mention anything about cooking children)
     
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    [video=youtube;DI9ImScQGAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI9ImScQGAo&feature=feedrec_grec_index[/video]
     
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  17. Kyle?

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    Jesus o saurus rex?
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    People claiming to be scientists and talking **** about imaginary global warming give science a bad name
     
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  20. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    It looks like you're ****ed rag head
     
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