School Report

I have to take Grove Junior to her school tonight for Parents Evening. I am looking forward to a bit of down the top cleavage shots with the totty teachers and any 6th formers who may be hanging around.

What were your school reports like? Mine almost all said that I'd do a lot better if I concentrated, that I was easily distracted, talked too much in class but was polite and well mannered. Not much has changed since.

Top subjects - English, Geography, History, RE, Home Economics (poove), PE, Biology, Music
Bad subjects - Maths, Physics, French

One of the few skills learned at school was typing which has come in handy since.

 

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Bernadettes Maths teacher looks about 21 and would most defo get banged senseless.

Some bulge on him

 

"Likes to finish his studies quickly and then disturbs the rest of the class".

Not my fault if the rest of the spastics in the remedial class were stupid.

 

I lost my virginity to one of my teachers.


My arse still hurts to this day.

 

One of my most endearing memories of school was if we timed the walk home right we got to throw stones at the bus bringing the kafflick kids back from the pape school.

 

Just seen this advert and I'm in absolute bits .

Chow mein Chow mein

Priceless

 

Camp guys are just the funniest ever!!

 

It's ST and @Spurlock
pmsl

 

Good news. The wine rack is finally getting built

 

I sailed though school top at everything. Until discovering alcohol and girls when ah wiz 13. Doon hill from there.

 

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It's a sad sad story but typical of a lanarkshire upbringing iirc.

 

Parent/Teacher evening went well. Grove Junior is coping with all the different classes and looks to be on target to achieve her expected goals this year.

More importantly I got to cop a look at her drama teacher's tay tays. Lots of eye contact, she was flicking her hair behind her ear and kept fingering her necklace (both are obvious signs of attraction) and she held on to my hand after shaking it just a bit longer than necessary. By the time we got finished with the dance class teacher (blonde, blue eyes, fit) I'd almost messed my pants.

 

You're a wrong un

 

You do realise that literally everyone can type nowadays?

I just typed this ffs.

Edit: not ****in poppin

 

Grove can you either kill yourself or join another forum?

Thanks,

T x

 

Using a keyboard and typing are not the same thing. I just typed this with hands set at the correct place and without the need to look at the keys. Most people using a computer use one or two fingers but I use all 10 digits (Sorry Gambol)

 

No they don't you utter, utter failure of a man.

Being proud of touch-typing ffs