Just been posting on our own board about the "Erection Section" slow dance at the end of the school disco. The one that sticks in my mind is 'Will You' by Hazel O'Connor as it had a really long saxophone solo at the end which gave you plenty of time to cop a feel and swap spit. Any others you can recall?
Dunno, maybe because it's what you dream of sonny. You do come across as a bit of an oddball with a desperation give himself a hardon constantly. That's my take on it anyway. Cheers sonny
Mine was ****ing spice girls 2 become 2 I think. I remember thinking I was going to get a hardon If I winched my burd and was ****ing it for weeks. I even thought about sellotaping my dick to my legs hahahahah what a wee legend I was / am
it was always robbie wiliams angels at my school. i used to poke them in the stomach through myjeans if i got a boner
In my day ye pressed yer stiffy up against a burd to George Michael's "Last Christmas". Come to think of it, I did do it last Christmas anaw. Some things never change.
You're what? 40? And you're still attending school discos and pressing your middle-aged bits and bobs up against school girls?
Aye. What of it? It's only a problem if they catch me. It's quite simple really. Borrow a tweed coat and a leather jacket. Cut the elbows off the leather coat and patch them onto the elbows of the tweed coat. Voila. Teacher disguise.
Wham's Careless Whisper though I was more of the type that would beg the DJ to play the Pistols or similar, pogo to that then back to lurking at the back.
I cant remember what i used to slow dance to at school disco's. They banned them after my 2nd year of high school due to everyone getting pissed and fighting.. I do remember one year we could take our own music so i took; Nick kershaw Don Quixote Tears for fears everybody wants to rule the world, the spitting image song about sticking a deck chair up your nose and The beastie boys no sleep til brooklyn an eclectic mix I'm sure you'll agree..
