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Scenes We'd Like To See - Unlikely things to hear coming from Portsmouth FC

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  1. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    Scenes We'd Like To See - Unlikely things to hear coming from Portsmouth FC

    Same as usual etc.

    Just a bit of fun!
     
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    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Nov 24, 2011
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    "Portsmouth FC financially stable for the second year running."
     
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  3. PompeyLapras

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    "Portsmouth's new stadium looks fantastic!"
     
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    "that wonder kid tore southampton a new 1"
     
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  5. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    "And it's half time in the Champions League final, Portsmouth 4 - Barcelona 0. A truly amazing display of attacking football from the English club."
     
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  6. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    Pompey's new owner passes 'Fit and Proper Persons Test'.

    Say Hi to Mr Ahmed Makmahlalamood!
     
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    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Nov 24, 2011
  7. PompeyLapras

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    "Portsmouth have won away!"
     
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    PompeyLapras, Nov 24, 2011
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    Kerrrrr-ching!!!!!!...(again)
     
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    "Welcome to the Championship manager of the season, Mr Michael Appleton"
     
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  10. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    "We have developed plans for a new 30,000 all-seater floating stadium, paid for using this fake money..."

    ...oh wait, that did happen!
     
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    "Portsmouth are ahead of their bitter rivals, Southampton"......(for the next 25 years!!!)
     
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  12. North Hants Saint

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    "And Kanu has retired!"
     
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    <laugh>

    "We are the Pompey! We're top of the league!"
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk, Nov 24, 2011
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    "I see Portsmouth as top six premier league club"-Portsmouth chairman.
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    "Fratton park is been given World Heritage site status due to it's natural beauty"
     
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    Andy Gray and Richard keys commentaing for Sky, akward moment thinking the mic was turned off
    Richard: did you see all the fitties in the crowd, id bang em
    Andy Gray: yea all pompey girls are fitties, id bang em too
     
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  17. North Hants Saint

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    "Fratton Park Home End Sells Out"
     
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    Presenter: and the Family club of the year award goes to.....*opens brown envelope*.... P--ortsmouth.. Football Club???!

    *crowd looks around questionably in a skeptical manner*

    Presenter: .... Unfortunately I'm hearing that neither Portsmouth's chairman nor manager could make it tonight, so to collect the award, Mr John Westwood - the League Two fan of the year 2013/14!
     
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    Appleton leaves Pompey to rejoin All Saints on a world tour.
     
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  20. rj__02

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    Appleton seems like a lost sheep. Kinda feel a bit sorry for him.
     
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