Hampshire Police Raid Portsmouth FC at dawn today. They knew their way around the club as they have raided the place on many occassions before. Piles of files and computers were removed by the police for forensic examination by the fraud squad. In one room a substantial supply of soap powder was found along with stacks of used eastern european banknotes. The police officer leading the raid mumbled something about laundering. Our reporter tried to find some Pompey fans to seek their views on events but they were all down at Southsea beach with their heads in the sand.
Troubled times down at P*rtsmouth again as today... Actually wait what am I doing, I dont give a ****!!!
Vladimir Antonov's decapitated head held high on a pike as "Occupy Lithuania" movement gains momentum.
