Another woman dies in convict land. Bitten to **** by a git big shark. Last week some daft bint got eaten by a croc (while swimming in the dark. Stupid cow) Same week 2were bitten by sharks in the US of A. Why do we **** with nature and then bleat about what happens? I have a phobia of them horrible 8 legged boggly eyed bastards. All should die imo. Celery. I have a phobia of any freak eating that and also twats on steroids. Oh and Russians. ****s all of them. Yours. Gay phobia of heights will be jolly haha laughed at. Not really. I also have a phobia or hatred flying stingy things. They should all just die.
BTW Kinky, you and I are back on speaking terms! Phobias? I have mentioned it before, mine is claustrophobia. It's severe. I'm a big guy and small places freak me out. I check out everything before I enter (cars, elevators, restaurants, public transport etc. etc) And boredom. Avoiding boredom is why I drank, gambled, smoked and snorted for longer than I like to admit. Boredom is dangerous to some. Spiders...nobody likes spiders. It's as if they don't count.
Ha ha - nice one Heights hate the f**kers when I look down on say a cliff or bridge I start to go dizzy
Once my sis is back of hols. Ive asked her to copy some old pics i have. Me lobbing out of helicopters on free abseiling at 200ft. Wadnt dee it now like.
Turophobia. The fear of cheese. I can projectile vomit about 15 yards at the smell of any form of cheese. (Not smeg Comm I wouldnt know but am in no hurry to find out either).Like pops says not really a phobia but not nice. Not as bad as Outlaw for the claustrophobia but Pot Holing. Why any f*cker would want to crawl thru small tunnels in deep caves is beyond me. Lastly, sticky out belly buttons. They look like a baloon knot ( which I dont mind incidentally on womens arses) and are just not nice.
I haven`t got any phobias as such. A phobia is an irrational fear and my fears are all well founded thank you very much. I`m a very poor swimmer. At the baths I would struggle to swim a length. A breadth I could manage. Depths are easy. I suppose that would count. Plenty of things I don`t like but not really phobias.
The gorilla who got shot for 'protecting' that kid. Fair enough if it was your kid you'd want the thing shot. But, this is what I read today... The parents of that child are being questioned by police for neglect of that child. Who didn't get charged with neglect? Think long and hard... **** it. Gerry and Kate. Gerry and Kate never got charged with neglecting Maddie, national treasures Gez and Kate. Oh and I can't even get past spiders as a phobia, I'm scared of most moving animals that are not dogs, but spiders... I have nightmares about these ****ing things.
My mate was a doorman, hard ****er but not one to show it off if you know what I mean, he has a phobia that we rip the piss out of at every opportunity........ He can not touch cotton wool, I mean what a ****in pussy
See that. I cant imagine not being a swimmer. Ok im being a ****. But swimming. I dont know anyone who is a capable swimmer. Sorry.
Swimming is to get you from the steps to the other steps if the floor is too deep in the pool. Nothing else. Great for getting fit, but also, incredibly homosexual.
I can swim a little bit and I can float beautifully. If I was washed overboard I could probably float to land in a couple of months. Both grand kids are brilliant swimmers. They love the water. Very confident. If I`d learnt when I was their age no doubt it would be totally different. Didn`t get the opportunity. That`s the way it is.
Of course. Have you a phobia. Lets say. Rubiks cube or a fat lass in skin tight cowboys chaps wearing a Ricky Martin mask?
