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Scan's autobiography?

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    A random fellow author on Twitter sent me their erotica novel. Just thought I'd share it with you because that's the kind of guy I am.

    Let me know if you want to see MOAR!
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 31, 2016
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nup.
     
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    "Nup" - you won't let me know if you want to see MOAR or "nup" - you don't want to see MOAR? Pls klarifi
     
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    hahahaha haven't written one yet but I'm well copying that and putting it in it top stuff
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    As in.....











































    ...nup :grin:
     
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    I read about ten pages, and every single one is like that. Gave me a semi <ok>
     
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    I'll take that as a yes.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or a no.
     
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    Nup.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yup.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    There's a quite funny podcast called 'My Dad Wrote a Porno'. One of the presenters found out that his dad had written an erotic novel. They read a chapter out each week and take the piss out of it.
     
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    <laugh>
    There's some amount of filth out there. The genres, as well, are mental. Bear porn and cuckold/gang bang are strangely popular.
     
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    The story is flawed .
    If Jynx was so upset about being throat raped that she came after the culprit with a knife then surely she would have bitten off the man's penis at the time ?
     
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    I reckon she was enjoying it at the time, as is often the case - according to Gambol.
     
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    Crying is usually a good sign during sex.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...unless it's you doing the crying - that's almost always not a good sign.
     
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    Weeping from your japs eye isn't a good sign either
     
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