Was on lunch @ work so i was lucky i could pick up this call form 'unknown number': Me: hello? indian419scammer: hi me: hello indian419scammer: mr michaels? me: what? indian419scammer: john michaels? this is Mike(with a thick indian accent) i spoke with you about 2 weeks ago about a claim for you car accident in 2009.. me: oh yes, i remember now ( he had called me on my house phone around 2 weeks ago about my 'personal injury') indian419scammer: how are you? would you still like to go ahead with your claim? me: oh no, you must be mistaken, i settled my claim already. indian419scammer: really? indian419scammer: may i ask who you processed your application? me: your company did. indian419scammer: really? me: yes, actually i did just receive the settlement cheque today in the post. indian419scammer: that wouldnt be possible sir. me: but it did come in the post today, you said my claim would be sorted in two weeks and it is sorted now thanks. indian419scammer: that is surprising, but anyway. what happenned with your friends claim? me: oh, he died of his injury indian419scammer: i thought you said he only hurt his neck and lower back? me: yes but it turned out he had a broken neck... indian419scammer: oh, sorry. about your cheque you received. are you sure it was regarding your claim. me: yes, i am sure it was for £2860, i can send you a percentage for my gratitude if you can text me your account details. indian419scammer: goodbye sir
I had the best one ever. some **** posing as the FBI saying they had $15 million of my money frozen in an american account. I told them my name was shasty mcnasty. hold on I'll search it
