Saved from the snip

I was all set to get it.


I was prepared for the weeks of sore balls and having a wee scar up the scrote.


But, the missus spoke to some woman at the clinic who talked her into getting implants.

Whoever that woman was, I want to kiss you on the sheriff's badge

 

Get your wife to research the implants. One of the major side effects are hair loss. They're not for everyone.

 

And putting on weight. That's what my girlfriend tells me anyway. Nothing to do with chocolate or wine.

 

**** off

 

I don't know about the weight gain thing, but the hair loss fear was enough to scare me off trying it.

 

As long as it's the wee tuft that she leaves around her fanny, I won't complain <naesairnutsforme>

 

just take the pill as well, it makes you hairier.

 

like every other type of contraception. ****ing nightmare that it is.

 

Head hair ya dumpling Don't be such a chicken, there's nothing to the snip.

Your balls go black and blue though

 

Stereos woman has big baps, but is bald and fat.

 

Deary me ladies, the things you go through to avoid pregnancy.

The only answer has to be up the bum

 

**** knows why i found that so funny

 

She is not bald or fat. Neither does she have big baps

 

Well said sir

 

Skinny, hairy and flat as an ironing board. Have you I.Ded her yet?

 

sounds like an anorexic

 

Closet homos.

 

You ****ing loved it