Saturdays without football

Now that there's no football at the moment what do you do on the weekend.

Mine consisted of gardening and washing car.

What a sadsack

 

Lay in bed till noon, fryup, then take the dog a walk up the hills.

 

I'm working on some scatter cushions stuffed with my own belly-button fluff.

 

Wash the car,
Sleep,
Work around the house (cant get away from the MRS now)

 

I'm actually glad the football's over for a few weeks. That was a mad season.

No doubt I'll be desperate for it to start all over again very soon though. Even the transfer rumours have been ****e so far.

 

Your wife likes walking then?

 

Made a massive Chilli had the mates round to watch England draw 2-2 as predicted BTW and then got out my tits and never felt right all day yesturday.Wit a tit.

 

You got your tits out for the lads?

 

I prayed all day that the world would be a better place in which to live.

The rest of you should show some more empathy with the world's plight instead of washing cars, ****ing dogs or getting pished all day.

Some people are so shallow.

 

Had a big BBQ on Friday night and was pished, so got up at 6:20 am, went for a shower, done the tidying up and the dishes that couldn't fit in the dishwasher, tidied the doonstairs, made the brekkie, took the wee man to his football, and my daughter to her dancing, went up to visit my granda in hospital, then went to my ma's and dropped the weans off, then took her to the pictures, went home and got pished.

NO SEX THOUGH

 

No but one of the lads Mrs was getting a bit friendly later on.****ing dodgy BTW.

 

Go on.....

 

EDGE is living the dream eh?

whooootish!!

 

**** sake EDGE after all that you never got your hole ? losing it mate,losing it.

 

whoootish?

 

Her fanny is healing then re-sealing itself

 

Fanny healing,from what ?

 

I'm not married, my I.Q is above 70

 

Aids

 

Wit bad aids or just normal ?