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Saturday Night Date...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Nobbys Trumpet, Aug 29, 2011.

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  1. Nobbys Trumpet

    Nobbys Trumpet Active Member

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    I went on a date on Saturday night and to my disgust the date ditched me to go and set up their friends for drugs and then snogged another person infront of me!

    They have then tried to contact me but I don't know what to do!! I know they are not going to be good for me but I feel I could get free drugs off them for life.

    Any help would be great.
     
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    Nobbys Trumpet, Aug 29, 2011
  2. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    <laugh>
    if rep was still here
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Aug 29, 2011
  3. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    ;)
     
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  4. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Kill them <laugh>
     
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  5. Sir Bobby

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    Nice! <laugh>
     
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    Sir Bobby, Aug 29, 2011
  6. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Nice one mate.
     
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    Crouching Shola Hidden Talent, Aug 29, 2011
  7. skalpel

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    Wait for him to call and get a tape recorder ready.
     
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    skalpel, Aug 29, 2011
  8. The Wilde one

    The Wilde one Member

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    Have you blocked him on Facebook?

    Maybe you could buy some glow sticks and shove them up your fanny?
     
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    The Wilde one, Aug 29, 2011
  9. Amnesiac

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    I'd just ignore him, apparently he's part of this forum called Not606 and he's a right miserable **** on there being all doom and gloom.
     
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    Amnesiac, Aug 29, 2011
  10. Stuart Blanc

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    I really lol at this
     
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  11. Sir Bobby

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    Me too <laugh>
     
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  12. Nobbys Trumpet

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    <laugh>

    Maybe I could take one of the glow sticks and put it down his bellend?! That would be of course if I ever saw him again...decisions decisions.
     
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  13. Stuart Blanc

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    Everytime I read this a laugh going to save it on my phone! :)
     
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    Stuart Blanc, Aug 29, 2011
  14. MessiIsACisse

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    :emoticon-0153-broke
     
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  15. Smudger

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    Definitely did the right thing by asking strangers on the internet who dislike you, about a lost cause <ok>
     
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  16. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    I feel another trilogy coming along like the Urgent Help threads.
     
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  17. I'm With Colo

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    [video=youtube;MwPLQ43JVYU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPLQ43JVYU[/video]
     
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  18. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    One of the funniest posts in ages. Oh for rep...
     
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    <whistle>
     
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