"Sarri ball" < hoofball

Discuss.

 

Sympathy post

 

I admire his stubborn attitude

A few more weeks of it should confirm their season dead and buried.

Sarri Ball(whatever that is) is great for the PL

 

Chelsea fan^^^

 

All the Chelsea fans are still in their cave and won’t come out to play till Sarri is toast

 

Oh and **** of **** - don’t call me a Chelsea fan, that’s despicable (Chavs will now google that)

 

We could really do without them replacing him now but it’s obvious they can still get top 4 so now is a good time to sack him.

He’ll be gone before the weekend I reckon.

 

Without Hazard they are toothless and Thunderbum seems to have decided he doesn't fancy it.

They won't get top 4

 

Looks like it, but can Zola really get us into top 4?

 

I dunno.

First thing I’d do if I took over them is send Jorginho away and get Kante back in the DM role.

 

Would be very surprised if they sack him before the final - if they lose it (which seems the most likely) then I can see it within hours after...

 

Kante isn't a DM. He is at his best in a midfield pair alongside a more static Dm like Matic or Drinkwater

 

Sshhhh

 

Agreed, Bruv.

United are a shoehorn in for top 4.

Adrian Durham said something funny about Chavs, a couple of days back. He said: "Chelsea are below Arsenal, for godsake! That's all you need to know about them! "

 

Looks like he only costs around 5m to sack

 

No, mate. He can't.

 

That's a lot of Benson & Hedges.

 

All joking aside, though, lads, I'd love to see a detailed analysis breakdown of Sarri ball compared with Big Sam's hoofball .

I'm betting there's not much in it tactically.

 

What is Sarri ball? What is the theory behind it and why is it so ****? I don’t watch Chelsea enough to have spotted the predictability in their play, they just looked **** in the two United games and the game against City.