A letter came through the door this morning from Santander with my 9 year old son's name on , I thought it was for his savings account but it turned out he applied for a credit card. He mentioned something a few weeks ago about buying stuff on his Xbox with his own Visa card but I wasn't particularly interested , it turns out he filled out the form online himself putting his real age monthly wage of about £10 and all the other s**t needed . The replied saying he didn't have a good enough credit score and was declined, pretty sure in the 90s he would have got one. I was going to have a go at him but it is actually quite funny that he took it upon himself to do it ..
Sorry SN. Just to cheer you up here's bealy dressed a banana attacking a random white bloke in a food market: [NSFW] please log in to view this image [/NSFW]
I find myself strangely lethargic today and can't be arsed thinking up a suitably sexist comment involving a naked Jessica Ennis.
That certainly helped, I assumed it would be a tranny getting a squash shoved up his arse but I still enjoyed your clip.
