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Match Day Thread Sanctioned Chelsea vs Toon Army - Matchday thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Mar 10, 2022.

  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Beat you to it bitch.

    ASM----------Wood------------Fraser
    -----Bruno-Shelvey-Willock---------
    Targett---Burn-----Schar------Manquillo
    ------------------Dubz------------------

    We can do it bitch. Cmon!!!!!!!!!

    PLEASE ****ING DROP MURPHY!!!!!
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    Another 3 points for them Mags
     
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  3. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    ****s sake I did it bitch at least merge this ****
     
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  4. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Should really read as Boris's Bellends V The Toon
     
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  5. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    What happened to winner stays on like?
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    The run ends on Sunday

    No chance of getting anything at Chelsea
     
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  7. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry mate, too eager
     
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  8. Roland Deschain

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    Murphy out, even - dare I say - for Ritchie if ASM isn't ready. Would rest Shelvey, bring Joe back in, keep Bruno then swap Bruno/Shelvey throughout the match. Again, unless Joe's not fit.

    To think, we're somehow winning without Trippier, Wilson, Joelinton and Saint Maximin.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    **** thread. Need more detail you lazy fat ****.
     
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  10. ToonArmy1892

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    Anyone know where the team are training the next two days?
     
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    Kiev. Teach them how to hold firm against Russian sides.
     
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  12. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Good shout. Wonder if they're anywhere near me, there's an FA facility at Stoneham near Eastleigh. Someone find out for me.
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Last few matchday threads I've posted about how big a game it was and how important it was to get something from it. Well this one isn't! It's a free hit. Even with our great run that we're on, it's a game most neutrals would predict us to lose and a defeat should not burst the bubble of how much we have improved.

    All that said, if we could avoid defeat, or even grab a win, then it will really make the rest of the league sit up and take notice. I've noticed that in quite a few other prediction leagues that the vast majority of people still expect us to lose most games. It would be incredible if we could come away from Stamford Bridge with the momentum still going and our unbeaten run still going strong!
     
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  14. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    Worth noting that if (and it's a big if) we keep the run going and beat Chelsea, there's a good chance of us being 11th on Monday...
    Table:
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    Fixtures of those above:
    Brighton vs Liverpool
    Arsenal vs Leicester
    Palace vs Man City
     
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  15. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    I think a more realistic view is even when we get beat, so will everyone else so no ground is lost!
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Both teams go into this game on a decent run.

    We're unbeaten in 9 and Chelsea unbeaten in 5
    We've won 3 in a row, they've won 4 in a row.

    Still can't work out if this is a great time to be playing Chelsea or a terrible time. Loads of distractions for them at the minute, but last night it looked like it had galvanised them.
     
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  17. Roland Deschain

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    Yeah, but I'm not sure the full impact had got through to them. By the time we play them, they'll have spent a lot more time looking at the detail, the potential lack of funds, etc. May make no difference, they may - and probably will - adopt a siege mentality. But it could go the other way.
     
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  18. LiamO

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    They'll probably call this,

    "The Match of Evil"!! <laugh><laugh>

    Bring it on.

    My enemies enemy enemies enemy is/are my friend/friends.<laugh><laugh>

    2-1 the Toon<cheers>
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Well Tuchel said the players were talking about their futures in the dressing room last night...

    I don't think its either to be honest. They are great form after that blip, but they do have the distractions. Hopefully that is amplified at home. I don't expect anything from the game, they have much better players than us. They have a top coach and they're in great nick. But as you say its a free swing and our confidence could not be higher. Just have a go is all I would ask. Don't do a Rafa or Bruce and write the game off as backs to the wall job. We must carry a threat and use what we've been good at lately.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Chelsea's soon to be out of contract players will be aiming to impress Eddie and our owners ready for the summer, so I expect them to be up for this one. <diva>
     
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