Samurai v Ninja

I was flicking through the guff on the box last night, when I came to `The Last Samurai' It was at the bit where the Ninja attack the Samurai village at night.

The Samurai won in the end.

Is this realistic though?

 

The Samurai would kick the Ninja's ass all day long

 

In an open battle the samurai would win, in a surprise assassination the ninja would win.

 

Agreed. Although strictly speaking 'samurai' is a caste rather than a type of soldier.

William wallace kicked that Zulu's arse in deadliest warrior.

 

thats mostly because the zulu was armed with a few sticks and a piece of cow skin and wiliam wallace has a big **** off sword.

 

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The Speznatz v Green Beret was good. The Russkis were leaning on a table smoking fags, then the Yanks came in all smiles and waved - one of the Russkis gave them the finger

 

9 times out of 10, ninjas would smash in the samurai.

But thats only because 9 times out of 10, the samurai wouldn't even know the ninjas were there.

 

Aye but Wallace was around in the 13th Century and was still better armed than some doss **** protecting his land hundreds of years later.

 

I thought the article title was Samaras v Ninja

 

Whoever told Samaras he could play football needs to be castrated so he cannot procreate

 

It's doubtful they can cut off something that's not there in the first place!