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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by dred, Oct 31, 2019.

  1. dred

    dred Well-Known Member

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    How do I turn off my phone using the home button
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Have you tried downloading macafee?
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Have you tried turning off and back on again?
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Use your cock
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Smash it with a hammer ...
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Samsung S6s are amazing phones, nice choice <cheers>

    Not sure about turning the phone off with the home button, but you can increase your battery life by about 60% if you stick it on the microwave for about 30secs.

    You'll thank me once you've tried, my phone lasts for about 2 days now without a charge <cool>
     
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  8. dred

    dred Well-Known Member

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    Every time you charge it?
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That was a joke...

    Please never believe anything you read on an internet forum, even if this one is an award-winning forum.
     
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  10. dred

    dred Well-Known Member

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    Replied tongue in cheek. Took it with a pinch of salt mate. Seen a post which said run a frozen leg of lamb over your tv screen to improve the colour once.
     
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  11. dred

    dred Well-Known Member

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    I will let you know if that works.
     
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  12. benditover

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    Ram it home. Ram it.
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Did it work?
     
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  14. dred

    dred Well-Known Member

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    Dunno mate I am a veggie. Bag of ice cubes didn't.
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Get a new phone
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    aye okay we’re not all on 22k pa
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ says the **** that tried to blank me because his phone was pish
     
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  18. dred

    dred Well-Known Member

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    Whooops
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ **** stirring bastard
     
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