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  1. milner_for_england

    milner_for_england Member

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    Sammy Ameobi: "Note to self: If Cheik Tiote isn't on my team in training, don't go near him!"

    Time for another thread as homage to Tiote's Glory.
     
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    milner_for_england, Sep 25, 2012
  2. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I hope it really is just jokes, we don't want him injuring anyone.

    I personally believe he annihilates everyone in training, even Pardew, but he can cure wounds so it's k.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Sep 25, 2012
  3. milner_for_england

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    Tiote doesn't strike me as someone who would pull out of a 50/50 merely because the opponent is in our squad. He assumes everyone is immortal.
     
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    milner_for_england, Sep 25, 2012
  4. Agent Bruce

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    Tiote can walk on water and cure the blind and crippled, there's nothing that he can't do.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 25, 2012
  5. Darth Plagueis

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    Here comes the brainteaser...

    Can Tiote destroy himself?

    :O
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Sep 25, 2012
  6. Agent Bruce

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    Tiote is indestructible, even he can't destroy himself.
     
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    That's a lie. Water is scared of Tiote.
     
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    Pulp, Sep 25, 2012
  8. Darth Plagueis

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    Then he is not omnipotent! :'(
     
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    Omnipotence is the power of God to effect whatever is not intrinsically impossible.
     
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  10. milner_for_england

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    Tiote is a higher power than God
     
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    milner_for_england, Sep 25, 2012

  11. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Tiote must somehow be related to Captain Scarlet!
    Even his name fits the lyrics to the song, for those who remember it, l think it went something like this,

    They smash him and his body may burn
    They bash him, but they know he returns, to live again
    Cheick Tiote, Cheick Tiote,
    Indestructible, Cheick Tiote. Do dee do dee dee dee do!
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Sep 25, 2012
  12. A mag by any other name...

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    Ere Marra Twatiote is just a soft **** floored by Sessegnon some hard man marra.
     
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    A mag by any other name..., Sep 25, 2012
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    Tiote was indestructible until he crossed paths with the 5foot 5 midget from Benin.
     
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    LFT, Sep 25, 2012
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    Is it me, or has this thread suddenly start to smell.. not dirty.. unwashed?
     
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    Pulp, Sep 25, 2012
  15. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Unwashed Masses

    (idiomatic) The collective group ("mass") of people who are considered by someone to be somehow uneducated, uninformed, or in some other way unqualified for inclusion in the speaker's elite circles.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Sep 25, 2012
  16. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    This made me laugh!
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Sep 25, 2012
  17. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Tiote eats his own face for breakfast...
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Sep 25, 2012
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    That is just weird
     
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    Freddd, Sep 25, 2012
  19. A mag by any other name...

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    <laugh> I'm psychic.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Aye Sausagejockey was well and truely rinsed by wor Cheik. Better luck next time. I'm just disappointed our guaranteed man advantage disappeared with lunatic Cattermole's suspension. He could have waited the selfish twat.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 26, 2012
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