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Sam Axe's Friday Joke

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Q. What's the definition of embarrassment?

    A. Walking into a wall with a hard on and hitting your nose first
     
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    Sam Axe, May 11, 2012
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    awk I thought it was gonna be pics of your last holiday :(
     
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  3. Sam Axe

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    My friend is not the sharpest tool in the shed...

    When he got divorced and got a place of his own, I got him some cleaning supplies for his new place. I was talking to him a few days later and jokingly asked him how he liked that new toilet brush. His reply, "It's okay, but I think I'll stick with using toilet paper."
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    Oh Sam :(
     
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  5. irishgreen

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    @ Sam, after that, I'm seriously thinking of driving to Fintona and knocking your **** in <ok>
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Did I hit a nerve? Do you routinely walk into a wall with a hard on and hit your nose first?
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    No Sam, walls routinely get out of my way, I'm from Ard Macha, remember.
     
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  9. Sam Axe

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    Is it not Ard Mhacha?

    Tir Eoghain Abu <ok>
     
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    Drop the h Sam <ok>
     
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  11. Sam Axe

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    I only did Irish until 3rd year in school and then dropped it because it was too hard.

    Last time I ever dropped anything for that reason :bandit:
     
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    That's good Sam <laugh>
     
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  13. Toby

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    Sam Axe's cut and paste joke fiasco
     
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