"Hullo, Alex, it's me" "Who the **** are you, son" ? "I'm that upcoming, thruster of a politician you may have heard of"? "Oh right, and what seat were you contesting, son"? "Well, when I say politican, I'm actually the guy who pastes the SNP posters to the billboards around Dundee" Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr "Bit Alex, am yir number wan fan, I've pasted mair billboards per oor than anywan else in Dundee"! "Alex"? "Alex"?...."Awww naw, ah've telt all ma pals on NOT606 that am a politician" A period of furious clicking on Google follows before... "Hullo...is that Mr Galloway"? "(Nasal Twine) Yes, it is, who's this"? "Loved your performance on Celebrity Big Brother".....
Salmond won't like this Donny http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics-news/2011/06/15/what-a-twit-snp-msp-sits-around-drinking-coffee-and-then-boasts-about-it-on-not606-86908-23202409/
