Sally Magnusson - wid ye

I was watching the Scottish news headlines on BBC, not something I do often, and couldn't help thinking that Sally Magnusson seems to have quite big mazoombas. I know she's probably a bit on the young side for me but ah wid, anyone else ?

 

I've started so I'll finish...ah wid

 

That was her Da, but good man, slippery second mind.

 

Has a mole on her face the size of a golf ball.

Burn the witch!

 

I'm sure he stayed in lenzie.

Edge to confirm

 

Wid.

Cat Shearer's thrupennies were looking sensational yesterday morning.

I'm developing a strict ranking system of the BBC Scotland weather lassies as well.

Wee Gillian takes the crown, big Judith in second for the strict schoolteacher letting her hair down look (leather skirt this morning), then big Kawser just because I can see her hair and Kirsteen bringing up the rear - not for any particular reason.

 

Rocket's Cat Shearer thread lost in the ether of Not606. Was a classic too, came up first on Google if you searched her name.

 

"Cat Shearer got me banned from BBC606 - the dirty boot" or something was the title

 

Edge will find it. He's good at finding things online

 

A close second to Trev's "Katy Perry tit-****" thread.

 

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Nae bad for a burd who is 61. I have to say she's improved with age. Considering her Dad ran Mastermind it would be appropriate to slip it in her farter and if she complained you could say "I've started, so I'll finish"

 

The Diddy Ride thread, such things legends are made of.

 

Aw man, having seen the photos that Grove posted I'm even more in lust with her, I just don't know if I can still get it up, if you know what I mean.

 

No, what do you mean

 

He suffers. From erectile dysfunction.

 

Ahh ok, I understand now. It sounds very unfortunate, Mathew.

 

Only if I'm pissed. Who is this Mathew with only one T ?