You just know he works with animals or something stupid & there will be a big inquest in to animal cruelty at zoo's across Britain.
prob his dog see what happens is he will get the dog to bang his ass then get knotted by it, when this happens the dog can ejaculate warm semen into his bowels for 25 mins almost continuosly, and can produce more than x4 the amount a man can. During the knotting they can NOT be unlocked until the dog has finished and the knot has swelled down (take it like a bitch, cos the bitch cant do ****, cos its knotted see?) and then he will squat over a poly bag and goatse himself (my old avatar) and let all the sticky goodness flow out of him into the back then he will walk around the street throwing semen at the girls in the hope to "impregnante one by chance since dog semen is alot more active than human and create the ultimate half dog half man species for him to dominate the world. at least i THINK thats what he is doing
gives it a blow gets it knotted past his teeth stores it all in his mouth and spits it in the back, sticks his hand down his throat vomits up what he swallowed, then chucks it on all the sweet loli?
whixgub knows far too much about shagging dogs than i am comfortable knowing. i hope hes a vet and not just a strange dog ****er.
If a dog can shoot its load for 25 minutes surely it would have been funnier to hold the dog as a pump action super soaker shooting cum at whoever was in range.
can range between 15-45 mins 2-30 being an average its cum tends to be warmer and more watery than human cum with a slightly steely taste.........
So why not use it as some kind of super soaker, dog in hand, doing the pump action with the dogs cock & shooting every ****?
