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Match Day Thread Saintsy Saints Vs The Spam - Sunday 16th October - 2pm

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Lambertissier, Oct 11, 2022.

  1. Lambertissier

    Lambertissier Well-Known Member

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    Apologies, but thought I would grab the bull by the horns and get this show on the road (even though we’re at home). I couldn’t see anyone had offered yet, but feel free to delete if I have butted in like a rutting stag. I’ve only ever done one matchday thread … and lost, so in the words of Yazz and the Plastic Population… The Only Way Is Up!



    Roll up roll up, for the next instalment of the popular quiz show… Where is our next win going to come from?

    Contestant number one, come on down! So, tell me who you are and where you come from?

    Hi Bob, my name’s Saints and I’m from Southampton!

    Nice to meet you Saints. So what do you do for a living?

    I used to be a milkman, delivering 3 points to the people of Southampton, but I recently lost my bottle(s). I’m currently stealing a living, but hope to change that today, Bob.

    Sorry to hear that things haven’t been great of late, but good that you are looking to turn things around today. So what are you hoping to win today Saints?

    Well to be honest Bob, I’m aiming high and hoping to win 3 points and a massive erection!

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    Well good luck, it’s not going to be easy. And remember, there’s nothing in this game for 2 in a net!

    Here we go…. We surveyed 32,000 blindly optimistic Saints fans and asked what the score would be for today’s game. You said a 2-1 win, our survey says…… **Ding** That’s our top answer!!



    Come on boys, let’s show some metal and re-kick start our season! Let’s not make this about Ralph and just get behind the team, even if things don’t go our way. COYR!!

    Courtesy of @tomw24
    Referee: Peter Bankes. Assistants: Eddie Smart, Nick Greenhalgh. Fourth official: Tony Harrington. VAR: Simon Hooper. Assistant VAR: Adrian Holmes.
     
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  2. Osvaldorama

    Osvaldorama Well-Known Member

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    They always beat us due to their physicality.

    If Lavia is still out… then that will happen again.
     
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  3. garysfc

    garysfc Well-Known Member

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    Yep, that’s definitely a game feature we will lose.
     
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  4. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Think we’ll win this, no idea why

    2-0
     
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  5. Lovelocum

    Lovelocum Well-Known Member

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    4-1 saints. Got to be the only realistic score line.
     
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  6. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    7-1 Saints, for once everything we put towards goal will go in.
     
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  7. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Last season's results not withstanding.

    0-0
    3-2 Saints
    3-1 Saints
     
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  8. It'sOnlyAGame

    It'sOnlyAGame Well-Known Member

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    Nice one Lambert

    This might be the only laugh we get out of this . Hope you get to do another one.
     
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  9. AberdeenSaint

    AberdeenSaint Well-Known Member

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    I was at both WHU games at SMS last season, and they were lucky to scrape a draw in the league game. Antonio never got a kick. I`ll go for 1:1 this time.
     
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  10. Osvaldorama

    Osvaldorama Well-Known Member

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    Would bite your hand off for a draw.

    This feels like a really big game for us already. We need to stop the rot. This game is winnable if we are at our very best
     
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  11. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    This ^^

    We are such a stray team that one win leads to a few as does a few losses.
     
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  12. Osvaldorama

    Osvaldorama Well-Known Member

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    Trying to do a line up in my head and really struggling to pick.

    Diallo has been utter ****e. The two man midfield with him & JWP doesn’t work. And AMN clearly isn’t a holding midfielder. So we are pretty stuffed.
     
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  13. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    I’d like to see us try -

    Baz

    KWP ABK Sally Perraud

    Diallo

    JWP AMN

    Aribo

    Adams Armstrong
     
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  14. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    Is there any future in the idea of playing Lyanco as a CM? We have to have someone there, and the only option seems to be Diallo, who is struggling, so why not give it a try?
     
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  15. Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc)

    Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc) Well-Known Member

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    Romeu would be perfect for this sort of game - strong and reliable. If AMN isn't a Romeu type player then why did we sign him?
     
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  16. Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc)

    Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc) Well-Known Member

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    Really lacks any sort of width. Assuming Edozie is fit again...

    Baz

    KWP ABK Sally Perraud

    Diallo

    JWP AMN

    Aribo Edozie Adams
     
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  17. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Yep, that works too
     
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  18. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Bazunu
    KWP ABK Salisu Perraud
    JWP Diallo
    Ely Arribo A Armstrong
    Adams

    is what will be the team, possibly with A Armstrong up front as a 2
     
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  19. AberdeenSaint

    AberdeenSaint Well-Known Member

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    We`ll find out just how much the players want Ralph to stay.
     
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  20. garysfc

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    Said last week, no one ever calls the same as Ralph. Can’t see anyone getting it right here either.
     
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