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Match Day Thread Saints vs Newcastle; Sat 3pm, 25th Jan

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Che’s Godlike Thighs, Jan 21, 2025.

  1. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    I know it's the sexy Geordie boys in town, but let's face it, there's only one club on our minds...

    letra-cancion-barbie-girl-aqua.jpg

    Hiya Derby
    Hi, Saints
    You wanna go for a ride?
    Sure, Saints
    Jump in

    I’m a Derby girl, in a Derby world
    Life is drastic, it’s fantastic
    You can brush my hair, get beaten everywhere
    Imagination, time for relegation


    Come on, Derby, let’s go party
    Ah ah ah yeah
    Come on Derby, let’s go party
    Ooh-oh, ooh-oh

    I’m a sh*te football team, in a Championship world
    Watch me play, watch me lose, f*cking useless

    You’re my doll, rock n roll, you won’t score any goals
    Just like me, I’m sh*t too, hanky panky


    You can’t pass
    You can’t play
    Let me say, the record’s yours (ooh-oh)


    I’m a Derby girl, in a Derby world
    Life is drastic, it’s fantastic
    You can brush my hair, get beaten everywhere
    Imagination, time for relegation


    Come on, Derby, let’s go party
    Ah ah ah yeah
    Come on Derby, let’s go party
    Ooh-oh, ooh-oh


    Score own goals, don’t attack, do whatever you please
    Lose at home, lose away, break my record with ease

    Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
    Luton Town, Stoke and Hull, let’s go party


    You can’t pass
    You can’t play
    Let me say, the record’s yours (ooh-oh)...


    Aaaand so on.

    Right folks, let's all just remember, that whether we lose, lose, or lose, it's just a game. A f*cking sh*t, stupid, awful, pointless, f*cking dumb, sh*t game. So let's just have a laugh about it.

    Also, welcome to any Newcastle lads who want to post on here. We're a sensitive bunch at the moment, so go easy on us.

    I'm predicting a glorious 1-1 win to Saints :1980_boogie_down:

    Let's get point number 7 in the bag, boys!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Genuinely was pissing myself before I even got past the first couple of lines. The fred we've needed all season <applause>

    4-1 Toon
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Oh and **** VAR :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  4. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    This is magnificent work, you thigh-loving, sexy Susan thing.
     
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  5. Lovelocum

    Lovelocum Well-Known Member

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    Omg this is the best match thread ever. I doff my hat to you sir.
     
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  6. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    That actually made me laugh big time ……well done , I sincerely hope you get to do more match threads please …. <laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. SAINTOSPREY

    SAINTOSPREY Well-Known Member

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    Saturday 25th January
    2025 = St. Mary's Stadium,
    Southampton V Newcastle 15:00 KO


    Referee: Sam Barrott.
    Assistants:
    Lee Betts, Wade Smith.
    Fourth official:
    Simon Hooper.
    VAR:
    Chris Kavanagh.
    Assistant VAR: Ian Hussin.
     
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  8. StJabbo1

    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    Threadmeister.
     
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  9. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I think we should just let you do all the remaining threads this season, win or lose. Who cares if we upset the thread gods!
     
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  10. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member
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    That, sir, is sensational. <applause>
     
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  11. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    I'm like a Saints £20m signing. I only show up once a season.
     
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  12. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    I am really really really hoping we get more points than Derby did because I said I would eat No7s head if we didn't.:emoticon-0119-puke: I like a bit of heat with my food from time to time but not too hot but for his head I might need to order some California reaper chilly peppers to help it go down.<wah> Note to self make sure you have plenty of toilet paper in the fridge.
     
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  13. RSS

    RSS Well-Known Member

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    Well, on the bright side at least the game isn't on Sunday in strong winds and heavy rain.
     
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  14. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    In Derby's infamous record-breaking season, their only win came at home to Newcastle.
     
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  15. NNSaint

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    Trouble is we’ve had our only home win <whistle>
     
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  16. Osvaldorama

    Osvaldorama Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    Brilliant thread.
    Terrible football team.
    0-3
     
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  17. NNSaint

    NNSaint Active Member

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    Be nice with a bottle of Chianti though…
     
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  18. King Grimlock

    King Grimlock Well-Known Member

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    Excellent Thread

    A "Plucky" 2-0 loss
     
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  19. StJabbo1

    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    I think a Primitivo would suit, big, jammy, rustic, with high alcohol, chewy tannins and a sweet finish.
     
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  20. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Can we presume that Albert will be ready for a place in the team/matchday squad?
     
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