I know it's the sexy Geordie boys in town, but let's face it, there's only one club on our minds... Hiya Derby Hi, Saints You wanna go for a ride? Sure, Saints Jump in I’m a Derby girl, in a Derby world Life is drastic, it’s fantastic You can brush my hair, get beaten everywhere Imagination, time for relegation Come on, Derby, let’s go party Ah ah ah yeah Come on Derby, let’s go party Ooh-oh, ooh-oh I’m a sh*te football team, in a Championship world Watch me play, watch me lose, f*cking useless You’re my doll, rock n roll, you won’t score any goals Just like me, I’m sh*t too, hanky panky You can’t pass You can’t play Let me say, the record’s yours (ooh-oh) I’m a Derby girl, in a Derby world Life is drastic, it’s fantastic You can brush my hair, get beaten everywhere Imagination, time for relegation Come on, Derby, let’s go party Ah ah ah yeah Come on Derby, let’s go party Ooh-oh, ooh-oh Score own goals, don’t attack, do whatever you please Lose at home, lose away, break my record with ease Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again Luton Town, Stoke and Hull, let’s go party You can’t pass You can’t play Let me say, the record’s yours (ooh-oh)... Aaaand so on. Right folks, let's all just remember, that whether we lose, lose, or lose, it's just a game. A f*cking sh*t, stupid, awful, pointless, f*cking dumb, sh*t game. So let's just have a laugh about it. Also, welcome to any Newcastle lads who want to post on here. We're a sensitive bunch at the moment, so go easy on us. I'm predicting a glorious 1-1 win to Saints Let's get point number 7 in the bag, boys!!!!!!!!!
Genuinely was pissing myself before I even got past the first couple of lines. The fred we've needed all season 4-1 Toon
That actually made me laugh big time ……well done , I sincerely hope you get to do more match threads please ….
Saturday 25th January 2025 = St. Mary's Stadium, Southampton V Newcastle 15:00 KO Referee: Sam Barrott. Assistants: Lee Betts, Wade Smith. Fourth official: Simon Hooper. VAR: Chris Kavanagh. Assistant VAR: Ian Hussin.
I think we should just let you do all the remaining threads this season, win or lose. Who cares if we upset the thread gods!
I am really really really hoping we get more points than Derby did because I said I would eat No7s head if we didn't. I like a bit of heat with my food from time to time but not too hot but for his head I might need to order some California reaper chilly peppers to help it go down. Note to self make sure you have plenty of toilet paper in the fridge.
I think a Primitivo would suit, big, jammy, rustic, with high alcohol, chewy tannins and a sweet finish.