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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Fill your Boots...

     
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    What would you suggest the name is changed to?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 18, 2019
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    Its been the stadium of ****e since day 1 so might aswel make it official
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 18, 2019
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    I was gonna try and come up with something sensible but I really can’t! It’s in the middle of nowhere, fans won’t have any affiliation with the current name unlike their old ground.

    Our best hope is that someone like Andrex or Durex buys the naming rights and then we can all go to town on it!

    It’s like a big ****ing toilet bowl, so something along those lines would work I guess!
     
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    The Thomas Crapper Stadium
     
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    The DIY Stadium
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Hope it's not as bad as the Sports Direct Arena. That would be hard to stomach...
     
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    How about the Adam Johnson Stadium <whistle>

    I can honestly see Mike buying you lot Sid. Then the fun really will begin. Thread wise on Not606 there will be more bumps than a Braille War and Peace.
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Eeek. That would be unpleasant. New owners always bring uncertainty, but the current bods are staying on, so we live in hope. We're actually an attractive buy as the upside is pretty big from down where we are.
     
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    The Bungalow of ****e!
     
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    Leazes Terrace



    Always in the shadow of St James' Park
     
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    haslam, Jun 18, 2019
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Can't be in the shadow of SJP. The glare from the trophy cabinet is so dazzling....!
     
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    Checkatrade Arena in light of your recent success?
     
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    I heard Victorias secret are interested since bras are a regular feature there
     
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    Ben 10, Jun 18, 2019
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    You lads can scoff, but there's a rich Arab heading your way with ideas of his own :)
     
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    Burton’s Biscuits
     
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    The Gone In 60 Minutes Arena.
     
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    The half way house.
     
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    The Incest Arena.
     
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    Six fingers from Adam!
     
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