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Match Day Thread Sacrifices for Real madrid

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by moreinjuredthanowen, Feb 18, 2023.

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Who gets sacrificed for the greater good?

Poll closed Feb 21, 2023.
  1. IBWT

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  2. Jimmy

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  3. garlic

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  4. zorba

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  5. nozzer

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  6. milk

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  7. Squarefoot

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  8. jb

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  9. sucky

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  10. Zanjinho

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    it's working well.

    drinking their blood from a skull bring favours from the footballing gods.

    newcastle are ruined.

    we need the next lamb to the slaughter very quickly.

    Bournemouth 9-0
    Everton 2-0
    newcastle 2-0

    clearly nothing at all to do with the fact these are mediocre teams
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Get me in there y'****er!
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Ya ded.
     
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  4. Tiresias

    Tiresias Well-Known Member

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    I did
     
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  5. Tiresias

    Tiresias Well-Known Member

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    Let's be honest if you volunteer it's not much of a sacrifice.Like God sending down his only son who was also himself.Who was then crucified but God being omnipotent knew his son/ himself would rise again.Not much really in the world of sacrificing if you know your going to be risen again.;)
     
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  6. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Luv has already been sacrificed once. Gods won't like getting the same offering twice in a season.

    I offer myself as a sacrifice. Got a lot of work next week so need to not be distracted by the game.
     
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  7. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    I voted for myself again so I could kid myself someone actually cares, but apparently someone else does.
    I'm touched.
    I never post during a game anyway so no great loss.
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Roger wants you gone it seems
     
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  9. THE FOOL

    THE FOOL Well-Known Member

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  10. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Need a clear leader otherwise it ****ed my end up
     
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    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Didn't see Saint being the leader to be sacrificed. If he is executed and we win the game, he'll become Saint saint Klopp.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    He has voted for himself, is that a saintly thing to do? Or is it a bit narcissistic?
     
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  13. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Or a trick, so others get complacent and he switches his vote at the last second.
     
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  14. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    I reckon Jimmy will get the most votes in the end anyway <whistle>
     
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  15. Tiresias

    Tiresias Well-Known Member

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    Being sacrificed doesn't give you automatic sainthood,one of the criteria is to perform two verifiable postmortem miracles.Reckon he'll struggle with that.<whistle>
     
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    Isn't us winning a game this season a verifiable miracle?
     
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    Tiresias Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but has to be two of them.Then there's this.,.
    Evidence of having led an exemplary life of goodness and virtue worthy of imitation, having died a heroic death (martyrdom), or having undergone a major conversion of heart where a previous immoral life is abandoned and replaced by one of outstanding holiness
     
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    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Miracle 1: Not losing.
    Miracle 2: Winning.

    We're talking about Saint, so this checks out too. He uses corrects grammar and more erudite words than most. He is worthy of imitation.


    If he dies so we may win, he passes this hurdle too.
     
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    Thank you for your sacrifice for the greater good SaintKlopp. If we win, you should become Saint Saint Klopp.
     
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    Tiresias Well-Known Member

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    That'll be Saint ( squared) Klopp
     
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