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  1. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    I never lifted my ***s this morning and I haven't got any money with me, do I got all the way home and back or just suffer till I get home tonight? :steam:
     
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    Thomas The Cat, Apr 4, 2011
  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You can't go a few hours without bumming someone? Tragic.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 4, 2011
  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    smoking is so ****ing ****e <laugh>

    what a mug
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 4, 2011
  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Just quit ya pussy.
     
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  5. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    Its Cool, Hard and Sexy so **** off.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just borrow some money/smokes!
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2011
  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 4, 2011
  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    He prefers a pipe...
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    After 20 years or so I gave up 6 months ago. After about 3 weeks it's a doddle, just make sure that you never smoke a single *** again and don't use any of the "quiting aids". This site helped motivate me: http://whyquit.com/
     
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  10. EDGE

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    I'm 31 and have been smoking for 20 years <yikes>

    I started after I heard of the health benefits of covering your lungs in a healthy brown tar.

    Went to buy ***s last week at the local Asian shop and paid £7.15.

    I am going to stop this week, even the weans are ripping the piss out of me.

    I've got a book in the house that is supposedly a good aid to stopping.

    Wish me luck <diva>
     
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  11. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    I don't ****ing want to quit, I want a ****ing smoke! Naebody in here smokes bar me and I'm no tapping ****s I hate doing looks like a long and irritable afternoon.
     
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    Thomas The Cat, Apr 4, 2011
  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Go for it! My mum's got cancer and it ain't no ****ing picnic.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 4, 2011
  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> Archie strikes again!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 4, 2011
  14. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    <laugh>
     
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    EDGE, Apr 4, 2011
  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I gave up seven years ago. Thought I would save a fortune but you just end up spending the omney on other crap instead.

    Still have a smokers cough, even after all these years.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 4, 2011
  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    used to smoke da reefa

    stopped that when I realised how ****e it was
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 4, 2011
  17. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    It's ****ing nearly £300 a month on ***s!! <yikes>

    **** this, I'm stopping!!

    Here Tomas the Cat, you wanting these ***s

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    EDGE, Apr 4, 2011
  18. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Nice one Treville <ok>
     
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    EDGE, Apr 4, 2011
  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    £300 a month! **** sake I spend less on prostitutes
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 4, 2011
  20. Sir Dennis of Bergkamp

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    What's all the fuss about? I thought everyone enjoyed the odd *** during the day.:emoticon-0120-doh:

    THOMAS - surely there is a runner/office junior/slim-hipped youth you could send out for a pack of Bensons and box of matches? If there ain't you're working in the wrong place. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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