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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 14, 2019.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fenians are green
    Huns are blue
    ST is gone
    And Tina is too

    So who can I get
    To gee me a blow
    Mibbe big Trev
    Wea Senga in tow

    Toby is partial
    To bumsex It's said
    But he smells like a bin
    And has an arse like a shed

    Barrie is easy
    But he suffers from rickets
    He likes it right dirty
    And has Killie game tickets

    I could probably **** Pud
    Without any hassle
    But who wants to shag
    A big bouncy castle

    You wanna know what
    I don't think I'll bother
    I just nip over the channel
    And shag Toby's auld mother.
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Stick to your day job <ok>

    Oh...Wait..

    Nevermind <doh>
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Rangers are dead
    Sevco are blue
    Aldo shagged Gazza
    And Big Jock Knew
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Does this mean I'm am no longer on ignore?

    That's tres sweet of ye.

    :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Rafael was Scheidt
    But Laudrup's was a bender
    He pumped Jim Whyte
    As he cried no surrender
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *cried
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Monny is a pedantic
    Grammar Nazi reprobate
    Nonetheless
    He remains my good proddie mate.
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Grove is a paedo
    Or so it's been said
    Dev's searching for Maddie
    Right now in his shed.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Rogue says he's in Perth
    In western Australia
    He's fulla ****e
    And as a poet a failure
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Toby and Simon argued
    But they argue no more
    Since Toby sprayed WD40
    On Simon's shower room floor.
     
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  11. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Happy liquidation day.
     
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  12. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Barrie has info
    Ready for the chase
    I only wrote this
    To get him of my case
     
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  13. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Lease wee forge it
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nae menshy for me?
     
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  15. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Pud is fat
    Because he likes cake,
    He had a front page spread
    on Take-a-break
     
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  16. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Barrie plays
    For a really good team
    Then he woke up
    All his GC life was just a dream
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    GC is my life, you are all my best friends, it is like a dream come true.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Disny rhyme this time.
     
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  19. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Pud is obese
    Barrie is fitter
    Pud is jealous of this
    And now he's all bitter
     
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  20. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Gambol is rapey
    A real sex case
    He is on the WhatsApp gang list
    Ripe for a chase
     
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