Fenians are green Huns are blue ST is gone And Tina is too So who can I get To gee me a blow Mibbe big Trev Wea Senga in tow Toby is partial To bumsex It's said But he smells like a bin And has an arse like a shed Barrie is easy But he suffers from rickets He likes it right dirty And has Killie game tickets I could probably **** Pud Without any hassle But who wants to shag A big bouncy castle You wanna know what I don't think I'll bother I just nip over the channel And shag Toby's auld mother.