Ryan Bertrand's right foot

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I think when one footedness [is that a word] really shows up is when playing up front? Just look what Shane Long did with the through ball from Gabby in the first half on Saturday, it was a ball that screemed out to steered goalward by his left peg
 
Jeff Astle had only one foot, allegedly, yet scored a screamer in the 1968 Cup Final with his wrong 'un. It's an omen I tell you. 50 years on, another player in a striped shirt with an "a" in his name will hit a late winner against a team in blue at Wembley with his wrong foot. You read it here first, just remember that.

(My GP is recommending I increase the dose. Don't panic)