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Russian mafia.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by irishgreen, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Are these dudes taking over?

    Just bought a pack of smokes called jin Ling for £3

    Filtered cigarettes from the US. of A.

    And below that it states: KYPEHNE_OPNYNHA
    3PN6NEBAHNN CEPAUA.

    Anyone know what the **** that means?

    Apart from, you're a stupid **** for buying this pack of smokes.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Almost every single illegal *** that comes into Ireland is brought in by the Ra. I'm sure they work with the Russkies. A taxi driver in Ballymena told me that he used to bring Loyalists to Armagh to pick them up from the Ra. Said it put him off Loyalism, tried telling him it was all about the money, regardless of what they say. He was an Orange Bastard too, think he thought I was too as he was bringing me to Harryville. Awfully watery mouths them boys. As do our own.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    millionaire buys knock off ***s?

    nah no chance
     
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  4. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    You're listening to Ben too much Trev.
     
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  5. Ste D

    Ste D Well-Known Member

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    I'm going out with a russian lass the last two years,going to be moving in with her in the next few weeks,shes a very good cook and good in bed,just thought i'd share that
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Chinny reckon. <ok>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Catalogue bride, eh?
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Wid Yie? With Ste's permission of course. <ok>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hmmm, seems to be missing some required holes. So, it's a naw.
     
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  10. Ste D

    Ste D Well-Known Member

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    she's real alright,met her speed dating a couple of years ago.she's a hot head russian so have to watch myself sometimes.Russian beats irish women every time
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye right. Ye got her aff one of them russian bride websites.
     
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  12. Ste D

    Ste D Well-Known Member

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    afraid not gambol,just some straight forward irish charm done the job<ok>
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Is that what you call clicking through the pictures on a Russian Brides site really, really fast?
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Now I know yer talking bullshit <laugh>
     
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  15. Ste D

    Ste D Well-Known Member

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    all the irish birds blanked me at speed dating,knew i was spouting sh!te,she's russian so didnt see it!
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Irish charm. <laugh> Is that like scots mist?
     
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  18. Ste D

    Ste D Well-Known Member

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    tis indeed trev!
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I watched Darkplace last week. The Scotch Mist episode is a cracker.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    that awkward moment when paddy doesn't realise his russian fiance only wants a passport...
     
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