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Ruptured Testicle.

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  1. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Dec 19, 2011
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    I'd prefer if none of you useless ****ers made jokes about this.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Dec 19, 2011
  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    ouch
     
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  4. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat Active Member

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    How on earth has he managed that?
     
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    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat, Dec 19, 2011
  5. Jock McMagpie

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    WTF??? Is that even possible???
     
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    Jock McMagpie, Dec 19, 2011
  6. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    I know , it's nuts isn't it.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Dec 19, 2011
  7. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Must be hes done it
     
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    Ha! Don't Joke
     
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    Snorlax, Dec 19, 2011
  9. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Cue songs of Dann has only got one ball at next BRFC match
     
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  10. aginairrr

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    I'm sorry lads, but this article is clearly a load of bollocks!
     
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    aginairrr, Dec 19, 2011

  11. Snorlax

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    Is it a ruptured testicle or ruptured scrotum?
     
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    Snorlax, Dec 19, 2011
  12. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Dec 19, 2011
  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Colos film debut
     
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  14. Alfie

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    Alright, there's no need to be breaking our balls over it!

    <whistle>
     
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    Alfie, Dec 19, 2011
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    This will be one of the toughest testes for Blackburns CB cover, whoever replaces him will have to be right on the ball. The wrong choice could eventually see Kean get the sack...

    Erm...

    Scrotum.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Dec 19, 2011
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    [video=youtube;4yYVumR5nPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yYVumR5nPs&feature=related[/video]
     
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    QWOP, Dec 19, 2011
  17. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <applause>
     
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    Man bad luck for blackburn, one defender needs a pacemaker, the other will need a fake ball implant.
     
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    Travelsick07, Dec 19, 2011
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    Let's just hope they don't get them mixed up.
     
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    Sports Direct Username, Dec 19, 2011
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    A male patient is lying in bed in hospital,
    wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,
    still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
    A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
    Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
    ... Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, sir.
    I'm only here to wash your upper body.'
    He struggles to ask again,
    'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worrying about his testicles,
    she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,
    lifting and moving them around and around gently.
    Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you,
    there's nothing wrong with them, sir !!'
    The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
    smiles at her and says very slowly,
    'Thank you very much.
    That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....


    A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?'
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 19, 2011
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