Rug Munching?

do yo do it because:

A) you like it, taste/flavour

B) out of pity for services recieved

C) to get the favour returned

D) you suffer prematue ejaculation and you have to

E) you thought yu had to as they do it in a porno you watched

add more if not listed

 

Is rather look at that than look at her face

 

I don't mind the taste, that's alright..but it's more about returning the favour. Also, it's good to put the groundwork in. I don't think there's many birds who would be just happy with giving a bj and a quick shag without getting a bit of a play themselves

 

I have a remarkably small penis and it's the only way I can satisfy a woman.

 

You've obviously never been to Basingstoke.

 

Are you on about the taste being okay or giving without expecting?

 

Or maybe both?

 

Just think of it as a week when you don't have to - but for a bj, any time's a good time.

 

I choose F...

 

taste varies, aint the best taste but I guess its only fair...

Ah well means she gotta return favor if you get in there first so alittle bit of an insurance policy

 

I do some of my best work down south, makes up for not being hung like a bear. My tongue is huge and I can breathe through my ears, the laydeez love it. And all the girls go ....

 

u mean...

 

Just before he does his finishing move, jizzing on the inside of his leg and weeping uncontrollably!

 

i treat it like a Pukka pie to get to the meat and gravy you need to break the crust first

 

<boak>

 

And all stored on the 14 year old girls Nokia camera phone

 

I know what you mean. Pukka Pies are feckin horrible

 

It depends on the woman, really. Dunno if it's anything to do with my technique (or lack of it) but in my experience women react differently to it. Ranging from being mildly pleasured all the way up to "oh ****, let me go ya cow, ah canny breathe, ahm gonny die in here!".