I've never really been one for breaking the rules, so to keep this post official, my racing comment on today's racing, is stated in the "Head Line."
DIARY OF A POMMIE IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA
August 31 - Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in
Karratha , Western Australia .
Now this is a town that knows how to live!
Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings.
I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday.
It was beautiful. I've finally found my new home. I love it here.
September 13 - Really heating up now. It got to 31 today.
No problem though. Living in air-conditioned home, driving air-conditioned
car.
What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a
sun-worshipper - no blasted rain like back in Leeds !!
September 30 - Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots
of palms and rocks. No more mowing lawns for me! Another scorcher today, but
I love it here. It's Paradise !
October 10 - The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week.
How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it's windy
though. Keeps the flies off a bit. Acclimatizing is taking longer than we
expected.
October 15 - Fell asleep by the pool yesterday. Got third degree burns over
60% of my body. Missed three days off work. What a dumb thing to do..
Got to respect the old sun in a climate like this!
October 20 - Didn't notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car before I
left for work this morning. By the time I got back to the car after work,
Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stuck to the
upholstery. The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat ****. I've learned my
lesson though: no more pets in this heat.
October 25 - This wind is a bastard. It feels like a giant ****ing blow
dryer. And it's hot as hell! The home air conditioner is on the blink and
the repair man charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs to order
parts from ****ing Perth ......The wife & the kids are complaining.
October 30 - The temperature's up around 40 and the parts still haven't
arrived for the ****ing air conditioner. House is an oven so we've all been
sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. Bloody $600,000 house and we
can't even go inside. Why the hell did I ever come here?
November 4 - Finally got the ****ing air-conditioner fixed. It cost $1,500
and gets the temperature down to around 25 degrees, but the humidity makes
it feel about 35. Stupid repairman. ****ing thief.
November 8 - If one more smart bastard says 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm
going to ****ing throttle him. ****ing heat! By the time I get to work, the
car radiator is boiling over, my ****ing clothes are soaking ****ing wet and
I smell like baked cat. ****ing place is the end of the Earth.
November 9 - Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on
the black leather upholstery in my car. I thought my ****ing arse was on
fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs of my legs and off
my ****ing arse. Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked
cat.
****. ****.. ****.
November 10 -- The Weather report might as well be a ****ing recording.. Hot
and sunny. Hot and sunny, Hot and ****ing sunny. It never ****ing changes!
It's been too hot to do anything for 2 ****ing months and the weatherman
says it might really warm up next week. ****!
November 15 - Doesn't it ever rain in this damn ****ing place? Water
restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might just dry up and
blow into the ****ing pool. The only things that thrive in this ****ing
hell-hole are the ****ing flies. You don't dare open your mouth for fear of
swallowing half a dozen of the little bastards!
November 20 - Welcome to HELL! It got to 45 ****in' degrees today. Now the
air conditioner's gone in my car. The repair man came to fix it and said,
'Hot enough for you today?' I wanted to shove the ****ing car up his ****ing
arse. Anyway, had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail me out of
jail for assaulting the stupid prick.
****ing Karratha! What kind of sick, demented ****ing idiot would want to
live here!
December 1 - WHAT!!!! The FIRST day of Summer!!!! You are ****ing kidding
me!
DIARY OF A POMMIE IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA
August 31 - Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in
Karratha , Western Australia .
Now this is a town that knows how to live!
Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings.
I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday.
It was beautiful. I've finally found my new home. I love it here.
September 13 - Really heating up now. It got to 31 today.
No problem though. Living in air-conditioned home, driving air-conditioned
car.
What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a
sun-worshipper - no blasted rain like back in Leeds !!
September 30 - Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots
of palms and rocks. No more mowing lawns for me! Another scorcher today, but
I love it here. It's Paradise !
October 10 - The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week.
How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it's windy
though. Keeps the flies off a bit. Acclimatizing is taking longer than we
expected.
October 15 - Fell asleep by the pool yesterday. Got third degree burns over
60% of my body. Missed three days off work. What a dumb thing to do..
Got to respect the old sun in a climate like this!
October 20 - Didn't notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car before I
left for work this morning. By the time I got back to the car after work,
Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stuck to the
upholstery. The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat ****. I've learned my
lesson though: no more pets in this heat.
October 25 - This wind is a bastard. It feels like a giant ****ing blow
dryer. And it's hot as hell! The home air conditioner is on the blink and
the repair man charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs to order
parts from ****ing Perth ......The wife & the kids are complaining.
October 30 - The temperature's up around 40 and the parts still haven't
arrived for the ****ing air conditioner. House is an oven so we've all been
sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. Bloody $600,000 house and we
can't even go inside. Why the hell did I ever come here?
November 4 - Finally got the ****ing air-conditioner fixed. It cost $1,500
and gets the temperature down to around 25 degrees, but the humidity makes
it feel about 35. Stupid repairman. ****ing thief.
November 8 - If one more smart bastard says 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm
going to ****ing throttle him. ****ing heat! By the time I get to work, the
car radiator is boiling over, my ****ing clothes are soaking ****ing wet and
I smell like baked cat. ****ing place is the end of the Earth.
November 9 - Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on
the black leather upholstery in my car. I thought my ****ing arse was on
fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs of my legs and off
my ****ing arse. Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked
cat.
****. ****.. ****.
November 10 -- The Weather report might as well be a ****ing recording.. Hot
and sunny. Hot and sunny, Hot and ****ing sunny. It never ****ing changes!
It's been too hot to do anything for 2 ****ing months and the weatherman
says it might really warm up next week. ****!
November 15 - Doesn't it ever rain in this damn ****ing place? Water
restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might just dry up and
blow into the ****ing pool. The only things that thrive in this ****ing
hell-hole are the ****ing flies. You don't dare open your mouth for fear of
swallowing half a dozen of the little bastards!
November 20 - Welcome to HELL! It got to 45 ****in' degrees today. Now the
air conditioner's gone in my car. The repair man came to fix it and said,
'Hot enough for you today?' I wanted to shove the ****ing car up his ****ing
arse. Anyway, had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail me out of
jail for assaulting the stupid prick.
****ing Karratha! What kind of sick, demented ****ing idiot would want to
live here!
December 1 - WHAT!!!! The FIRST day of Summer!!!! You are ****ing kidding
me!
brilliant Cyc, nearly fell off my chair laughing at that. No doubt all true and he didn't even mention the local wildlife 
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