Anyone got any good ones? A reason to love Britain: Only in Britain are we told that the entire country has an extra day off, which is to be spent celebrating as a nation, and we are encouraged to have parties in the street as everyone comes together in seeing a young couple get married, and people go "I ****ing hate the royal family!"
My wife just said, "We better get plenty of tissues ready for The Royal Wedding". I thought well Yeah, You never know Her Tit might pop out or something.
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I know Hence my ****ty 3 efforts, and the only decent ones involve racism and I couldn't stand Rebelbhoy 'pulling' me for casual racism
I've just heard that Victoria Beckham is going to the Royal Wedding... For God's sake, Will! At least invite someone who will eat the ****ing buffet we are paying for!
I'm getting sick of all these Princess Diana/Kate Middleton death wordplay jokes. They're driving me up the wall.
Prison wedding joke. ' New inmate is to share a cell with huge sex crazed prisoner. "What do you wanna be newboy, the husband or the wife?" Newboy is over the moon. "I'll be the husband." he said grinning. Sex crazed prisoner. "Well then, get down under the table and give your wife a blow job."
