please log in to view this image 'I feel sorry for the corgis.' 27 February 1996 please log in to view this image 'Don't worry! You've got five seconds' start and if it's not a clean shot my wife wrings your neck' please log in to view this image "Stone me. Benskin. We've been goin' round the bleedin' T.V. studios all day and we're knackered. Pour us a couple of pints and 'ave one yourself." please log in to view this image ".... Aha. Cried Harry Windsor, Stubbing out his *** and climbing on to his chauffer driven broomstick ...." please log in to view this image 'Have a word with security, Phillip. On Monday somebody got within yards of me pretending to be a policeman.' please log in to view this image 'If that's the post, Philip dear; will you see if there are any cards for me?' please log in to view this image 'Mrs Figgis. I wonder if you could spare a few pounds until the end of next week?' please log in to view this image 'Two's enough for one year. I hope no one else is going to spring any surprises.' please log in to view this image 'Helen Mirren has got a chill. Are you free for a photo shoot session tomorrow?' please log in to view this image 'Of course, Kate. Now that he's retired completely I'm sure he'd love to babysit a few days a week. I'll ask him.' please log in to view this image 'Now we know why we've been left alone and neglected. She's been cavorting with Paddington b***** Bear!' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ths-reign-Mail-Sundays-sketch-artist-Mac.html