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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Get tae **** fascists. On strike more often than not, ****e service and again raising the price of first and second class stamps. Guarantee they will cease to exist before long.

    **** 'em.

    Only got themselves to blame.
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    A very trenchant summary, if I might be so bold.
     
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  3. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    I did like suggestion it was sold off to Amazon for a pound. As probably the largest parcel delivery service in the UK, it’s not the worst idea to be suggested!
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The local postmistress is as fit as fook. Thinking I might send myself a letter then hang about by the door.
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Take it you're not giving them your stamp of approval.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    One could say that Mick, one could say that.

    And let's not forget the way they ****ing ruined women and men's lives based on a lie. And as for that utter **** Ed Davey, you know the ****wit in charge of a Party that believes men go through the menopause <doh> ****ing prick. The Lib Dems are finished just like The Tories, **** 'em all.

    ****ing ****s.

    The Postal equivalent of The British Buggering Corporation. Both utter ****s of organisations.
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I nice a straight to the point thread.

    Needs a few pics of a golfer or actress to finish it off
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    As if by magic......................................

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'm a huge fan of both Royal Mail and the Post Office. They've done me a few good turns in the past. I'd go as far as to say they are jolly good eggs and deserve much praise for their countless good deeds.

    Or am I playing devil's advocate? I don't suppose we will ever know - not least because I'm going to top myself forthwith.
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Bye then.
     
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  11. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Bye, my good pal. You've been a rock throughout the torrid times.
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Does that mean no more quizzes? You haven't done one for ages yet you keep on saying that you will. I feel so cheap and used.
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    First class gag.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Not sure how you managed to press the 'r' key instead of the 'c' ... not like they are in immediate proximity <laugh>
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Don’t top yourself mate.

    But if you do, say hello to Vince Cable - he who privatised the Royal Mail - when you see him in hell.
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Old man ER missed a parcel delivery
     
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