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Rory bottles it

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Rory McIlroy breaks off engagement after sending out wedding invites
    The former world number one golfer has ended his engagement to tennis player Caroline Wozniacki claiming he is not ready for marriage

    Bottled it or couldn't agree on prenup(poll to follow)

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/go...gement-after-sending-out-wedding-invites.html

    wid ye?Now that's she single chance for us all

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    Mick O'Toon, May 21, 2014
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Hardly worthy of a 'wid ye?' to be honest. Cunt was punching well above his weight with her. If he worked in Burger King he'd be dating some council hoose schemie called Kylie or Bernadette.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Well maybe but earning $20 million a year can only help,that Mrs Merton question comes to mind,"well Caroline etc..."
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

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    I blame that speccy woman from the Santander ad who's clearly mental and stalking him.
     
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  5. Cruyff's Turn

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    Gay as yer hat!
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Well done Rory.

    You can do better than that bint.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 21, 2014
  7. gas

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    Advice from one **** to another.

    ****
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

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    Tiger probably sat him down and talked some sense into him.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Does he still live in Northern Ireland?

    Is the breakup maybe just a big lie so nobody graffitis his front door?

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  10. Mick O'Toon

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    You have very high standards,she's fit,good looking and rich what's not to like?
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

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    She isn't 12.

    <ERthepaedo>
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Fs <laugh>
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

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    Too young for me.

    I prefer my tarts to have experience and knowledge.

    Plus her tits are too small, she's not that good looking either and you just know by looking at her she would be a psycho.

    I could go on but I won't.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    So tell, what's it like to **** your fellow 80 year olds?
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    Please don't. I'm cooking linguine for tea tonight and the thought of an 80 year old fanny will put me off.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    At least that fanny would be warm though unlike your ma's.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    My mother was cremated.
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    "Ashes to Ashes, Funk to Funky we know STD's a junkie"
     
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    Anyhow back to the OP.

    Like all golfers Rory is clearly a closet homosexual, it happens to them all after feeling those hard shafts gripped in their hands on a daily basis.
     
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