Nowt's happening in the rumour mill today, yet, I want gossip. BALDY Wayne Rooney is having secret treatment to grow his hair back, The Sun can reveal. The Man United and England star, 25, was seen this week leaving a clinic off London's famous Harley Street, where hi-tech eight-hour sessions for VIP clients cost thousands. A source said: "Wayne booked in for a two-day treatment. He'll look five years younger." Rooney, suspended for today's international against Switzerland, had his head covered with a baseball cap AND a hoodie despite the heat as he left Queen Anne Street Medical Centre in Central London on Thursday. He refused to comment as he made a hurried exit and climbed into a chauffeud the transfer rumours, cos nowt's happening today yet. All together now. AAHHHH, bless him.
Wont be long before scientists can do complete head transplants, think he should hold his money till then.
