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    55282 Well-Known Member

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    Derby?
     
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    55282, Aug 5, 2019
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    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    Have no worries , he's been consistently poor against us and he's two years older and 3 inches wider
     
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    Matthew Bound Still Lurks, Aug 7, 2019
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    Could not agree more!..........<laugh>
     
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    Derby are building an extension to the home changing room for all the baggage......
     
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    Rooney was buying some presents and he was wandering a store when he saw some tartan items on a shelf.
    He asked the shop assistant what they were.
    They are thermos flasks.
    What are they asks wayne.
    Well says the assistant, they keep hot things hot and cold things cold.
    Wayne buys one.
    A couple days later he's at training. As he's unpacking his bag he pulls out his flask.
    One of his team mates asks what it is.
    Its a themos flask says wayne.
    What is it for asks his team mate.
    Well says wayne, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
    Wow says his team mate. What have you got in it?

    Vegetable soup and a choc-ice says wayne.
     
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    ccfcremotesupport, Aug 8, 2019
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