Rooney out for season???

He takes so long to get form after injury he will probably be ordinary at euros too

 

Its not an injury - its something really important like looking after the kids while the wife does a Littlewoods photo shoot - give the guy a break

 

Our luck had to change eventually.

 

I take it all back - looks like he will be out for 2 months. Don't like to see anyone injured - but will we miss him ?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...e-Rooney-two-months-knee-ligament-injury.html

 

He's just started playing ok though

 

He's scored a few goals, he's still been average and his lack of pace slows play down.

 

Yeah, far better to play Depay.

 

When's Tony "the tiger" Valencia back? Things are that desperate I miss him

I'd like us to play Pereira on the left, Mata in the middle and Lingard on the right. Sprinkle some magic dust on that pitch and watch the wizardry unfold

 

Sadly Young is injured otherwise a front 4 of him, Martial, Lingard and Mata with Carrick and Herrera behind them would be effective in my opinion.

 

Roo out for 6 weeks

 

Martial on the left, Depay up front
Depay on the left, Martial up front
Martial on the left, Keane up front

 

I hope LvG plays the Spanish way with no striker, that will confuse the ****ers

 

He's been playing that way all season

 

Rooney out is no big deal. We've been **** even with him in the team and we have to accept this season is a write off. If LVG thinks he can win the Europa he is living in cloud cuckoo land. And the odds of United getting into the CL via the premiership are getting longer by the week and would need some massive collapse from the current top four.

Now is the chance to go for some real progressive formation although even victories will (should) not save LVG. With a lame duck manager we've got to steel ourselves from really shocking ****ty results and performances.

 

Look at Zidane managing Real Madrid in the Champions League tonight. Does this make anyone feel like Giggs deserves a chance, at least to the end of the season? Get a decent number 2 in to support him and let him have a run in the Europy.

 

Injury update so far...

Schweinsteiger - knee injury - expected return 25th Feb
Darmian - dislocated shoulder - return unknown
Tony "the terror" Valencia - foot injury return around 25th Feb
Young - groin needs a massage from a $50 ho - return end of March
Shaw - leg injury - return unlikely this season
Rojo - dislocated shoulder - return by end of February
Jones - ankle injury - late fitness test
Januzaj - hamstring injury - no return date
Varela - ankle injury - no return date
Rooney - knee ligament, out for approx 6 weeks

 

All part of the process?

I am pissed on Okra Juice.

 

Bunch of sicknotes trying their best to avoid playing for Van Gaal.

Expensive habit, it takes 25,000 okra to produce one shot of O.J.

 

I would manage RM and still be top 3