Supermarket self service checkouts, cyclists who don't know what a cycle lane is, drivers who drive at 40km/h in an 80 km/h area.......those for starters, may come back with more.....
I could not agree more with all of your choices. I would also add the infernal dross that is Deal, or no Deal and the hateful detritus that are its contestants.
BBC presenters that voice over bloke who says everything with a double dose of joy. The essential ****ers who can't keep their hands still on TV Their coverage of sport Their coverage of poverty in Africa ITV Talk sport ... Christ they Talk **** invent ****e and never say they are wrong
Estate Agents, PPI Claims companies, overly cheerful waiters in **** restaurants such as TGI's, using the word "an" before the word historical, The Toyota Prius and it's drivers, Goat's cheese, spiders that look like Peter Crouch hanging in every damned corner of my house, automated telephone answering systems, my neighbours cat which is capable of crapping only in my garden, push button taps that stop delivering water just as you put your hands under them, packaging on kids toys that requires a degree in engineering to remove......... I could go on, really. Thanks DT for the catharsis opportunity.
wumming, lorries racing to overtake each other as slowly as possible, the no drinking in the stands rule especially after you have queued all of half time for a pie and a pint (sorry the first one was just a wum)
