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Rondon’s Goals

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    John Anderson on BBC Newcastle said his second goal was a throwback to the days when Shearer used to bully defenders and get on the end of whipped in crosses.

    I thought Rondon gave a masterclass today more so off the ball as he bullied the hell out of their centre halves and the ball seemed to stick to him like glue as he held it up to bring his teammates into the game.

    It’s early says I know but exchanging the not PL class Gayle for Rondon May be a bit of a master stroke by Rafa.

    Ps I literally walked into Lazaar today and he’s a tall ****er.
     
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    Oh and reference Mitro... I’ve never seen him do what Rondon did today. I think Rondon is more of a team player who comes a lot more deep.
     
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    Yes he was great today...................At work, once again a work mate said hes" ****e"...I said how do you know the kid has not had a good run in the team yet.
    Text him after the game...........................silence.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

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    He absolutely nailed that ****ing header <ok>
     
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  5. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Really. Just had a look on wiki (so may be inaccurate to be fair) and he's only 6ft
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Not even two goalies would have stopped that.
     
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    You haven’t met Albert yet have you? When he has a pint glass in his hand it looks like he is holding a bucket.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He had Cubans on and big hair.
     
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    On the plus side A bit of Beadle hand makes my cock look bigger.
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    It does indeed.
     
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    When’s your next trip over to inspect cocks with me mate?
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    Was he with his missus?

    She's an absolute stunner.

    Saw them both in the metro centre, it was like "wow!" and "oh look, there's Archaf Lazaar"
     
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    Hoping to get to a game over Christmas/ New Year - either Fulham on 22nd or guess who on 2nd Jan.
     
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  14. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    He’s only coming from Manchester. Or are you talking about over the Penines?
     
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    Sadly not mate. He was with a hanger on coming out of the main reception heading over to the area of the plat club entrance. Seemed to be engaging with fans really well so fair play to him.
     
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    God knows why you want to play a game of guess who when your beloved Yoonited are in Toon. Let’s do some beer... maybe even some scran if there’s any interest.

    Know a lovely Turkish called the Ottoman Kitchen on Clayton Street. £9.50 for a 2 course set meal.
     
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    Manchester is a long way over Saddleworh Moor. He’ll be coming via pony again I reckon.
     
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    37642940_2212382835712400_4872446535373160448_n.jpg
     
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    I would destroy that
     
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